# |\_/|
# |o o|__    You found kitten!
# --*--__\   Way to go, robot!
# C_C_(___)

# Go Away Yahoo! Slurp
User-agent: Slurp
Disallow: /

# Gerrof my lawn! (Disallow access to internal gubbins)
User-Agent: *
Disallow: xhtml/
Disallow: stats/
Disallow: support/
Disallow: stories/
Disallow: Cenfur/